Sunday, April 13, 2008

A quick 'love' note to the husband

Sweetie,
I want to thank you again for buying me this super cool Mac Book Pro on a past Mother's Day. I am flattered that you, a former PC programmer turned real estate agent, appreciates the beauty that is Macintosh. I have to admit I am still baffled when your fourth PC died last summer and you bought another PC. You had to have known there was trouble when you needed to use my Mac to register your PC.
Now I know the Mac is quick, virus free and your PC is neither but I am afraid we are experiencing some marital strife. You see I know you enjoy to check your google account and update clients with housing info in the late evening. The problem is you use my Mac to do this and you sign into your google account on my Mac. It used to never be an issue until I began to blog. Now when I get time to comment on my super cool friend's blogs, I have noticed it is under your account. Now my super cool friends think an axe murderer named "Mike" is commenting on their children's tantrums and clothes with comments like 'Your kids are so cute' and 'Oh I love that little dress'. I think these comments scare them. And I am worried one may end up telling her husband who will use some sort of tracking mechanism to find you and who knows what this could lead to.
So I leave with two options:
1. Stick to your PC
2. Buy your own Mac

Love,
Your adoring wife

18 comments:

CC said...

Very cute! My husband is also a former programmer. He still uses a PC but bought me a Mac and says for his next computer he is Mac bound! ;)

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Oh, how I wish I had a Mac.

I hope hubby gets the memo. Thanks for stopping by--you're reminding me of the old day!

just jamie said...

I love this post. And I love my Mac.

Becoming Me said...

That is hystercial!!! My husband has his own lap top but we have two accounts on the family computer.

Jacque said...

Cute! Chloe uses google email, so I'm often Chloe. Although not as frightening as Mike. ;)

Brian and Staci said...

You are C-U-T-E! Funny, Funny! I guess I want a Mac?? It sounds as though I don't know what I'm missing :)

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

Heh. My husband wouldn't dare touch my laptop. He's afraid it's booby trapped. Which it just might be . . .

Motherhood for Dummies said...

oh wow! nice husband you have there!

Kupiec Baby Blog said...

Sounds like you may have a blogging addiction like me!

Cute blog. I especially loved your post about the American Girl stuff. My daughter has an entire room devoted to stuff for her American Girl dolls...which she hardly ever plays with.

HRH said...

hahaha. I have been stalked by Mike before. It is frightening.

Mike said...

Lisa,
This is your husband and I would love a Mac for fathers day. I Love You sweet pea

fullheartandhands mama said...

Hilarious!

Kendra said...

HA! Very funny post. I love reading your blog ~ you always make me smile. *Wink*

OHmommy said...

Should I buy a mac?

Purple Teacup said...

LOVE IT!

Purple Teacup said...

I want a Mac! And you are adorable!

Elaine A. said...

That is hilarious!! I like your "options" at the end! LOL!! Has he figured out what he's going to do yet?

Carrie Thompson said...

That is hilarious! My hubbie alwasy asks if he can use the laptop, (it is his laptop that I TOOK OVER). But this was hilarious!!!