I'm changin' their names

GIRL #1, GIRL #2, BOY #1 and BOY #2 really got the short end of the stick when it comes to names. Turns out these are common, not proper, nouns and since I want to have proper, well behaved children, I figure GIRL and BOY just don't suit them well. So I sat them down and we all decided it was time to get 'real' names.
Introducing my 9 year old daughter:


My 6 year old daughter:


My 3 year old son:


My baby, the 18 month old:


And poof--just like that, they have brand new names.