Then out blares "Last Christmas" by Wham--the absolute worst Christmas song ever.
(Yes, my opinion but have ya heard it? Reallly.)
This follows with anything from the Jingle Cats.
And in the meantime, I will be dancing, smiling and singing (or meowing).
I wonder--would my friends be polite and just nod their heads or would they tell me the truth--it was the worst music they ever heard. I'd like to think they would be honest but we are in the South so who knows. Regardless, I am betting their expressions would be priceless.
Warped? Yeah, I'll admit that :)
Anyway, I think I really want to make the 'worst Christmas music playlist' and carry out my fantasty.
Any songs you think I need?
(I'd like to say "Christmas Shoes" is the worst song but for some reason people think a kid going to the store on Christmas Eve to buy his dying mom a pair of shoes on Christmas Eve and scamming another customer out of his money is sweet--I call it sappy. I mean how do we know mama is really dying or did he just practice the little 'Sir I wanna buy these shoes' speech just so he could spend his money on some Transformer he had his eye on? And if even if the kid is telling the truth, do you really want to hum a tune about a dying mama and a broken hearted poor boy while filling out Christmas cards for friends? Again--I'm warped but in my defense it was named in the 52 most depressing songs, "I Hate Myself and I Want To Die.")