Crash bam, waaahhhaaa, uh-oh (older daughter's bedside table tipped over while 3 yr old was climbing on it and fell over, complete with two full water cups, onto the now wet baby. Clean it up--3 yr old needs on potty)
Constant flushing, shhhh, shhhhh, shhhhh, uh-oh, mommy stop water (race in, potty water every where, including the hallway, boy sitting on potty while water is flowing out under him, looks horrifed--after shutting down water, bravely stick hand in overflowing comode, pull out entire mega roll of Charmin. Proceed to use every towel in house to clean up potty water.)
NOOOOO nooooooo, NOOOOO, noooo, WHACK, waaaaahaaaaaa, uh-oh (boys fought over toy and three year old pushed baby down onto hardwoods, big boo-boo cuddle to fix.)
Mommy, I want food pleeeeaaassseee (mommy proudly gets out already prepared soup, slips open and crashes out EVERYWHERE--thick, yummy tomato chipolte soup) Uh-Oh mommy....
And how was your morning?!
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Sounds like my house! LOL. Good to know I am not alone.
Oh my. Bless your heart. It sounds like this afternoon when my husband called...2/3 boys were screaming and I was screaming at the remaining 1/3...he just hung up! Poor man was just looking for a funny story and ended up in that little slice of life.
Yep, I remember those mornings. Ours are not so bad now, with just one left in the house. That's why I always tried to get in at least 1/2 hour of alone time with my coffee mug before the rest of the house even stirred. Too funny.
You just described the last 6 weeks of my life.....
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